New Year's Day Run No. 663.5

Dear all,

Apologies for it being such short notice but if you're in the area
tomorrow afternoon, not working and happen to be wearing a bathing
suit, the annual Holyland Hash House Harriers New Year's Day run/swim
commences on:

January 1, 2007
15:30 (3:30pm)
Sharon Sq. (DeShalit Sq.)
Herzliya Pituach

Beer will be provided courtesy of the Thirsty Knights Hash House Harriers.
Questions? Call Fer Fox Sake.

On-on!
Lady Boston Creamed

Pregnant Pause's Favorite Hash Songs

Pregnant Pause's Personal List of Favorite Hash Songs

1. DINAH
Dinah won't you blow me,
Dinah won't you blow me,
Dinah won't you blow my ho-o-orn
Someone's in my sister's vagina, someone's in my sister I know-wo-wo-wo
Someone's in my sister's vagina, and pumpin' like a dynamo

2. WHY ARE WE WAITING?
(Melody: O Come Let Us Adore Him)
Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating (masturbating, etc),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long, etc . . .
Heineken, schmeineken, - chant
Heineken, schmeineken,
Fuck that shit!
Pabst . . . Blue . . . Ribbon!

3. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
(To the tune of Hava Nagila)
How would you like my finger in your (r)ear
How would you like my finger in your (r)ear
Oh no, not bloody likely, not bloody likely, not bloody li-ikely, heh!

4. OU EST LE PAPIER?
(To the tune of The Marseillese)
A Frenchman went to the lavat'ry,
To have him a jolly good shit,
He took his coat and trousers off,
So that he could revel in it.
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that nothing was there,
"Ou est le papier?" Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur, J'at fait manure.
Ou est le papier?

5. LOVE ME TENDER
(Melody: Love Me Tender)
Love me tender, love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
Watch me smile and watch me grin
As the cum rolls down, down, down, down, down etc . . .

6. HERE'S TO BROTHER (SISTER) HASHER(S)
Here's to brother hasher(s),
Brother hasher(s), brother hasher(s),
Here's to brother hasher(s),
May s/he (they) chug-a-lug.
S/He's (Their) happy, he's (their) jolly,
S/He's (Their) fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher(s),
May he (they) chug-a-lug.
So drink motherfucker(s),
Drink motherfucker(s),

7. ALI ZOOMA ZOOMA ZOOMA
(Chant)
Ali zooma zooma zooma,
Ali zooma zooma chief,
Drink it down you Zulu warrior,
Drink it down you Zulu chief,
Drink it down you Zulu warrior,
Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief!

8. S/HE'S THE MEANEST
He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
All he does is pound it,
Ever since he found it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
He's always pissing on us,
He's rotten and dishonest,
He's the meanest,
And he takes it up the ass.
Drinking down, down, down,

9. S/HE'S OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON
(Sometimes mooning the recipient)
S/He ought to be publicly pissed on
S/He ought to be publicly shot (bang-bang!)
S/He ought to be tied to a urinal
And kept there to fester and rot.

10. DOUGH, RAY, ME
(Melody: Do, Re, Mi)
Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who serves me beer,
Me, the guy, who drinks me beer,
Fa, a long way to the john,
So, I'll have another beer,
La, I'll have another beer,
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,
Dough . . . (etc)

11. INCEST TIME IN TEXAS
(Melody: Yellow Rose of Texas)
When it's incest time in Texas,
When there's no cunt to be found,
Your mother's in the bathroom,
With her panties halfway down,
No time for masturbation,
No time to beat your meat,
When it's incest time in Texas,
Mother-fucking can't be beat!

12. HASHERS, MEET THE HASHERS
(To the tune of The Flinstones)
Hashers, meet the hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history,
From the Town of Melbourne
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down.

13. I'M LOOKING OVER
(To the tune of I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover)
I'm looking over,
My dead dog Rover,
That I over ran with the mower.
One leg is missing,
The other is gone,
The third leg is shredded,
All over the lawn.
You see there's no use explaining,
The one remaining,
It's spinning on the carport floor (the carport floor),
I'm looking over,
My dead dog Rover,
That I over ran, that I over ran,
That I over ran with the mower!

14. I'M LOOKING DOWN ON
(To the tune of I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover)
I'm looking down on
A 12 inch hard on
That I've had all afternoon
Went to the doctor, he told me to cough
I wish that he would have whacked it right off
Come to me Venus, massage my penis
And shrivel it like a prune
Cause I'm looking down on a 12 inch hard on,
I'll probably have till June, till June,
I'll probably have till June.

15. YANKEE DOODLE
(Melody: I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy)
Yankee Doodle he's a dandy,
Yankee Doodle do or die,
A real live asshole from the USA,
Piss on the Fourth of July.
Yank my doodle, it's a dandy,
Yankee Doodle zip your fly,
Yankee Doodle limped to London,
Wanking off his pony,
You are that Yankee Doodle guy.

16. RULE BRITTANIA
(Melody: Rule Brittania)
Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam
5 firecrackers up your asshole
Wham wham wham wham wham
Asshole, asshole,
A soldier I would be.
To piss, to piss,
Two pistols on my knee.
Fuck you, fuck you,
For curiosity.
To fight for the old cunt, to fight for the old cunt,
To fight for the old country.

17. PUT YOUR LEFT LEG OVER MY SHOULDER
(Melody: Side by Side)
Put your left leg over my shoulder,
Put your right leg over my shoulder,
(wag tongue)
La la la la la, la la la la, la la la.

18. LAST NIGHT I STAYED UP AND MASTURBATED
Last night I stayed up late and masturbated,
It felt so good, I knew it would.
Last night I stayed up late to masturbate,
It felt so nice, I did it twice.
You should have seen me on the short strokes,
It felt so grand, I used my hand,
And you should have seen me on the long strokes,
It felt so neat, I used my feet.
Shake it, break it, beat it on the floor,
Smash it, bash it, thrust it through the door,
Some people seem to think that fornication's grand,
But for all-around enjoyment, I prefer to use my hand

Thirsty Knight Hash - 105

LAST HASH OF THE YEAR

This Thursday December 29, 2006, 20:00, 20 Shekels

Kfar Sava

Take Route 5 EAST

Take Hod Hasharon Exit

Turn Left towards Hod Hasharon (Route 40)

Turn Right at the lights to Kfar Sava (Still Route 40).

Take this to the end (you're in Kfar Sava now on Weitzman St.)

Turn Left

Turn First RIGHT and Park

This is the parking lot of Pecker Plada.

If you're lucky, there will still be some peckers there.

If you're lost, call me at 052-2445644

If you're not coming and getting this email or never responding and don't bother reading this, you might probably be ejaculated from the mailing list.

If you're lonely and want free love, call 054-5558877

 

OnOn

Sir Captain Caveman

 

 

Directions to TKHHH 104

Dear Caveman,

Never fear, Deliverance here. This will be a Channukah themed run, no need to do anything but show up.

TKHHH will meet in Ra'anana (near the Mall).

From Tel Aviv:

Take the Ayalon to the end. Follow signs on left to Ra'anana. At the light make a right and con't straight to the end. Make a left on Yerusalem Street and continue to Weitzman. Make a right onto Weitzman Street. Make a left on Atidim Street and a right onto HaYezira St. Park on the left near Ace Hardware.

From Route 4 North: Take the 2nd Ranana exit. Turn left onto Weizman Street. Turnright onto Atidim Street. Make a right on HaYezira Street. Park on left near Ace Hardware.

Thirst Knight Run - 104

Yes there will be a run this Thursday Night in Raanana at 8PM.
Directions will follow.
If you decide that you're not comming, jump up and down twice so we wont wait for you.

Re: Thirsty Knight, November 30 20:00

The first lights after the Gas station enter a parking lot.
Take the next right after that.
CC

On 11/26/06, Daon Chaim <daonza@012.net.il> wrote:
>
>
> Hash run.
> Thursday Night, November 30, 20:00, 20 Shekels for the run-the beer is free.
> Directions from North:
> Get on the Ayalon (Route 20) south. Take Rokah exit. Left at lights. Left at
> next lights (heading east). Go 3 lights (I think) it's the lights after the
> gas station, turn Right. After 1 km go under the underpass. Take Right onto
> Rehov HaBarzel.
> Go to circle and turn RIGHT. Enter parkinglot and pay 16 Sheks. HashCash is
> broke and will not reimburse you.
> Directions from South:
>
> Get on the Ayalon (Route 20) north. Take Rokah exit. Right at lights(heading
> east). Go 2 lights (I think) it's the lights after the gas station, turn
> Right. After 1 km go under the underpass. Take Right onto Rehov HaBarzel. Go
> to circle and turn RIGHT. Enter parkinglot and pay 16 Sheks. HashCash is
> broke and will not reimburse you.
> Lost? tough shit!
> Still lost?
> Call Lady Twin Peaks 052-8743662

--
Chaim Daon (052-2445644)
Bureau Veritas
Third Party Inspection for INGL

Thirsty Knight, November 30 20:00 - 103

Hash run.

Thursday Night, November 30, 20:00, 20 Shekels for the run-the beer is free.

Directions from North:

Get on the Ayalon (Route 20) south. Take Rokah exit. Left at lights. Left at next lights (heading east). Go 3 lights (I think) it's the lights after the gas station, turn Right. After 1 km go under the underpass. Take Right onto Rehov HaBarzel.

Go to circle and turn RIGHT. Enter parkinglot and pay 16 Sheks. HashCash is broke and will not reimburse you.

Directions from South:

Get on the Ayalon (Route 20) north. Take Rokah exit. Right at lights(heading east). Go 2 lights (I think) it's the lights after the gas station, turn Right. After 1 km go under the underpass. Take Right onto Rehov HaBarzel. Go to circle and turn RIGHT. Enter parkinglot and pay 16 Sheks. HashCash is broke and will not reimburse you.

Lost? tough shit!

Still lost?

Call Lady Twin Peaks 052-8743662

TKHHH RUN 102

Dear Caveman,

The run was good.
There were three beer stops along the way.
Diabolo fired up the grill and we ate much meat.
Twin Peaks will set the next TKHHH run on November 30.
You can squeeze the details out of her when you return.
Meanwhile, here is a beer song to sing along with:
http://www2.b3ta.com/beer/

Boston Creamed

Thirsty Knights Run 102

Thirsty Knights Run 102
Thursday night, Nov. 16
8:00 pm

Pot-Luck On-On
Bring food. Diabolo will have salads ready and -- weather permitting
-- hot coals burning should anyone bring meat to grill.

Address:
22 HaMarganit Street, Herzliya Pituach.
E-Mail: awplitt@hotmail.com

Directions:
From Tel Aviv take Rt. 2 (Namir Road), head north towards Herzliya.
Exit at Rabin interchange (exit Kfar Shemeryahu/Herzliya Pituach).
Turn left towards beach, putting you on Keren Hayesod Street.
HaMarganit Street is the first right turn, a small alley of a street.
If you get to traffic circle/HaNassi Street, turn around as you've missed it.
Park where you can find a space on HaMarganit.
Number 22 is left and then right from street entrance.

On-on -- B.C.

CONGRATULATIONS !!!

CONGRATULATIONS ON RUNNING THE ING NYC MARATHON !!!


20644 15779 1599 Chaim Daon (53) , ISR 4:27:26 0:30:39 0:59:13 1:28:40 1:59:11 0:00:01 2:31:18 3:03:39 3:38:31 4:12:54 10:12

20648 15783 2280 James Malcolm (47) , ISR 4:27:27 0:30:39 0:59:13 1:28:40 1:59:12 0:00:01 2:31:18 3:03:39 3:38:32 4:12:54 10:12

29350 F 8247 1508 Maureen Karassik (44) , ISR 4:58:39 1:07:43 1:42:10 2:15:02 0:00:01 2:50:46 3:28:04 4:04:02 4:42:34 11:23

29352 F 8249 182 Judith Golding (55) , ISR 4:58:40 1:07:44 1:42:11 2:15:03 0:00:01 2:50:48 3:28:04 4:04:05 4:42:36 11:23

And, on a more modest note, Ramat Gan Safari 8k Race was run by Stroker in 38 minutes, and Boston Creamed in 50.09. Last week, Deliverance completed the Eilat Triathlon. So we are doing very well.

There was also Hash 101 this week -- girls only. We sewed, knitted, crocheted, ran 3k, had dinner and went home.

Thirsty Knights Run 101

Run 101

Hear ye, hear ye! The Thursdy night hash will be in Herziliyya
Pituach . Directions for outside of Herziliyya:

From Ayalon, take the Herziliyya Pituach exit. Go under underpass and
enter H.P. take your first left after the underpass onto Shenkar
Street. (The left comes quickly so be ready). Take right onto
Hamenofim and go to the end of the street and take a left onto
Hasado'at Street. Follow the road all the way to the end and park in
the very last gravel parking lot on your right where your hare will be
waiting for you.

If you get lost call Deliverance

Thirty Knight's Hash House Harriers 100 Run

TKHHH 100th RUN

This Thursday 19.10.2006 20:00 (8PM) - North Tel-Aviv

We meet at the Reading Parking lot (costs 15-20 sheks)

Directions: Ayalon North or South to Rokah exit.

Head West (towards the ocean), over the bridge, pass the lights, get in the right lane, after the next lights turn into the paying parking lot.

If coming from Tel-Aviv go Yarkon St. to the end, over the bridge, left into the parking lot.

Bring a flashlight.

Cost: 20 sheks for the run, the beer is free.

Apres run: dinner and more beer.

Lost? Call Sir Captain Caveman (052-2445644)

International Half Marathon

Dear Hashers,

The First Annual Phedippidations World Wide Half Marathon!
http://www.steverunner.com/halfmarathon.htm


Those wanting to join the unorganized half marathon this Saturday October 7th,
We will meet at the Sharon Circle parking lot in Herzeliya Pituach at 05:00 (in the morning).
Register at http://buckeyeoutdoors.com/cgi-bin/wwhm/reg
If you don't like the hour, the place, or the company, you can run on your own, where ever you like, that's the beauty of this run.

An appropriate route will be to head north 11 kms according to my gps watch or anybody elses high tech gizmo, and then run back.
Every one should be responsible for their own time results.
We could probably all have breakfast together someplace afterwards.

Please foward this to anyone else that may be interested.

Hope to see you there,
Captain Caveman
052-2445644

Post Yom Kippor Hash Run October 5, 2006 20:00 hours

Thursday night Thirsty Knights Hash Run

Starting point:
Parking lot on the corner of Ha-Rakevet St. and Menachem Begin streets.

It is across the street from this nice building (the photo was taken from the parking lot)

http://www.emporis.com/en/il/im/?id=286561

Directions:
Take Derech Namir (formerly called Derech Haifa) SOUTH
Namir turns into Menachem Begin (this is weirder than you think, if you knew the politicians involved)
Follow M. Begin to intersection with HaRakevet St.
RIGHT onto HaRakevet St. and RIGHT into the parking lot.
OR
Take the Ayalon Hwy SOUTH to the LaGuardia exit
Bear LEFT and head towards the Allenby area on HaRakevet (it may start out as Rosh Pina, but turns into HaRakevet)
Follow HaRakevet and cross the intersection with Derech Menachem Begin (formerly Derech Petach Tikva).
The entrance to the parking lot is on your RIGHT.

Parking costs NIS 15-20.

Check our blogsite at
http://www.thirstyknights.blogspot.com/

Post Yom Kippor Run Hash Run

Thursday night Thirsty Knights Hash Run

Post Yom Kippor (Yonki Porry)

Thursday October 5th, 2006

Starting point:
Parking lot on the corner of Ha-Rakevet St. and Menachem Begin streets.

It is across the street from this nice building (the photo was taken from the parking lot)

http://www.emporis.com/en/il/im/?id=286561

 

Directions:
Take Derech Namir (formerly called Derech Haifa) SOUTH
Namir turns into Menachem Begin (this is weirder than you think, if you knew the politicians involved)
Follow M. Begin to intersection with HaRakevet St.
RIGHT onto HaRakevet St. and RIGHT into the parking lot.
OR
Take the Ayalon Hwy SOUTH to the LaGuardia exit
Bear LEFT and head towards the Allenby area on HaRakevet (it may start out as Rosh Pina, but turns into HaRakevet)
Follow HaRakevet and cross the intersection with Derech Menachem Begin (formerly Derech Petach Tikva).
The entrance to the parking lot is on your RIGHT.
 

Parking costs NIS 15-20.

Intro to TKHHH

The Thirsty Knights Hash House Harriers usually runs every other Thursday night starting at 8PM.

It costs 20 Shekels to run.

The run usually follows a pre set trail of white powder, usually flour.

The runs are usually from 4-8 kms.

We usually run in all kinds of weather.

After the run we have our beer ceremony. It's what we do, we run, and we drink beer.

Some Hashers like Goldmember try and spoil it by not drinking beer, sometimes she wins and sometimes she loses.

Other Hashers like Russian Bride volunteer to drink everyone elses beer, sometimes he wins and sometimes he loses... Did I mention we have Hash names?

Some Hashers live far away and run with us in their dreams, others don't give us thought.

After the beer we go to eat at a resturant chosen by the one that set the trail which we try and take turns setting.

-- Captain Caveman