A Special Run

"Don't cry because it's over.  Smile because it happened."
Dr. Seuss (1904-1991)

Come and join the festivities this TUESDAY, DECEMBER 1ST, 2009 in honor of Wet Pussy and Dike.cum.  You don't want to miss this one!

DATE:  Tuesday, December 1st, 2009
TIME:  8 PM or 20:00
PLACE: Tel Aviv parking lot*
COST:  20 shekels plus parking
HARES:  TWIN PEAKS(0528743662) & DELIVERANCE(0543005092)

Please remember to wear your Safety Vests.

*Starting point:
Parking lot on the corner of Ha-Rakevet St. and Menachem Begin streets.

It is across the street from this nice building (the photo was taken from the parking lot)

http://www.emporis.com/en/il/im/?id=286561

 

Directions:
Take Derech Namir (formerly called Derech Haifa) SOUTH
Namir turns into Menachem Begin (this is weirder than you think, if you knew the politicians involved)
Follow M. Begin to intersection with HaRakevet St.
RIGHT onto HaRakevet St. and RIGHT into the parking lot.
OR
Take the Ayalon Hwy SOUTH to the LaGuardia exit
Bear LEFT and head towards the Allenby area on HaRakevet (it may start out as Rosh Pina, but turns into HaRakevet)
Follow HaRakevet and cross the intersection with Derech Menachem Begin (formerly Derech Petach Tikva).
The entrance to the parking lot is on your RIGHT.
 

Parking costs NIS 15-20.

The directions maybe a little old as I pulled them up from the blog achive.

Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

We're Back and Running . . .

"Make friends with pain, and you will never be alone."
Ken Chlouber, Colorado coal miner and creator of the Leadville Trail 100

Date:  Thursday, Nov. 5, 2009
Time:  8 PM (Don't be late)
Place:  Ramat HaSharon
Cost:  20 shekels

Directions:

 

- go towards Ramat HaSharon

- from Tel Aviv either by going north on the Ayalon, then right on Highway no. 5, then at traffic light left onto road 482 (Sokolov)

- or follow the Rokach Boulevard east, it will turn into road 482 (Sokolov)

- in Ramat HaSharon (on road 482, Sokolov) take the first road right, Rishonim

- go straight, in first round about (not intersection!) turn right into Shivtei Yisra'el

- go straight in next roundabout, and then turn right into Ha-Zayit, go straight until parking area, next to the bridge

 

Hares: Paul and Quickie, lost? call 054 4531333

Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

October 8th 8PM

Quote "I bought a fancy new computor but the fancy old screen now doesn't work"
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks
Here are the directions for this weeks Thirsty Knights hash
Thursday October 8th at 8PM still 20 sheks

Directions

From Herzeliya

1. Get onto Route 20/Ayalon South
2. Take exit Hel HaShiryon Interchange‎ toward Derech Hel HaShiryon
3. Slight right at Derech Hel HaShiryon
4. Take the 1st right on to Derech Kibuts Galuyot
5. Turn right at Abulafya and park, the hare will be waiting.

Map: http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=%D7%97%D7%95%D7%A3+%D7%94%D7%A9%D7%A8%D7%95%D7%9F,+%D7%94%D7%A8%D7%A6%D7%9C%D7%99%D7%94,+%D7%99%D7%A9%D7%A8%D7%90%D7%9C+(%D7%A2%D7%9C+%D7%94%D7%9E%D7%99%D7%9D)&daddr=derech+kibuts+galuyot++51,+Tel+Aviv,+Israel&geocode=FRcI6wEdnwoTAiGS_IJaiROXYw%3B&hl=en&mra=ls&sll=32.051226,34.769454&sspn=0.003233,0.004581&ie=UTF8&ll=32.052935,34.774733&spn=0.025861,0.03665&z=15

From Jerusalem

1. Head northwest on Route 1
2. Take exit Kibuts Galuyot Interchange-מחלף קיבוץ גלויות‎ toward Route 461
3. Turn left at Route 461
4. Continue on Derech Kibuts Galuyot
5. Turn right at Abulafya and park, the hare will be waiting.

Map: http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=ben+gurion+interchange&daddr=derech+kibuts+galuyot++51,+Tel+Aviv,+Israel&geocode=&hl=en&mra=ls&sll=32.004146,34.867086&sspn=0.05175,0.073299&ie=UTF8&z=13

Lost?  Call your hare, Dyke dot cum - 0545581720

Thirsty Knight Hash

"If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not me"
Madonna

Date:  September 24

Time: 20:00

Cost: Still 20 sheks (cheap)

Place: Kfar Sava

 

Directions from Jerusalem: Route 6 north to Horseshit (Horeshim) exit. Pass 2 lights go another km and take first Kfar Sava exit. Turn Right at the lights (Route 40). Go to the T and turn Left. 2nd lights has 2 gas stations turns Right. Pass rotary and take third left into big parking lot. If you got to the Paz gas station on the right then you went too far.

 

From Herzeliya: Cross route 4 at Raanana/Kfar Sava North intersection heading east. Go about 4 kms to traffic light with soccer stadium (on your right) and turn right (if you get to a rotary you went too far).

Go to next lights and turn right. Take first right into big parking lot.

 

Your Hares are Sir Captain Caveman who cannot run and maybe Pig Woman who hopefully will show up with a few bags of flower at 17:30 and help hare and if not than choose a live hare before the run.

 

Beer shall be served.

Apres run food should be good!

 

Lost? 052-2445644

Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

Scavenger Hunt

There is no "I" in "TEAMWORK".
Unknown

What do a policeman, a hotel room and washing a car window have in common?  Join us this Thursday night for the TKHHH's Scavenger Hunt and find out.  Bring a friend and receive bonus points for your team. 

Date:  Thursday, Sept. 10th, 2009
Time:  8 PM SHARP (you should arrive by 7:50 PM)
Place:  Tel Aviv, parking lot next to the mosque near the David Intercontinental
Cost:  20 shekels
WHAT TO BRING:  CAMERA, FLASHLIGHT, SMALL BACKPACK

Directions: From Herzliya & North Tel Aviv, head south on Namir Road (Rt 2), turn right on Rokach Blvd.  Veer left at Tel Aviv Port on to Hayarkon St.  Follow street along beach front towards Jaffa.  At Dophinarium get to left and turn left at light (Nur Pines St) with mosque on left at corner, towards David Intercontinental Hotel.  Go to roundabout and coming back find parking at mosque or around Gan Hakovshim Park. (yes, these are the same directions from last Saturday's Hash - recycling - being green)

Lost call one of your Hares:  Deliverance 0543005092 or Twin Peaks 0528743662
--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

Thirsty Knights Run

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman

DATE: Tonight August 27th, 2009
TIME:  8PM
COST: 20 shekels (still a bargain)
PLACE:  See attached map

Oh humble scribe,
And now for the directions to this week thirsty hash:
Coming off the Ayalon hwy at Rokach exit, go east (meaning that if you
are coming from the south you need to go right and so on...). after
you pass the amusement park on your left and under a pedestrian bridge
you'll get to a traffic light in which you need to  take a right
towards Ayalon mall. go straight but dont go in the tunnel, instead
take the right lane and when you get to the big junction go straight
and right after the traffic light there is a small parking lot on your
right (I believe its next to a bicycle shop but i could be wrong).
anyway if your lost, stuck, not sure about the economy or just need a
shoulder to cry on call the hare, Corporal Punishment - 052-5421244

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

Thirst Knight August 13 8PM (20:00)

Start: Corner Brodetsky and Salvador, Ramat Aviv.

From the North.  Head south on Derech Namir turn Left on Einstien and then turn right after the shopping center onto Brodetsky.  The second right after the roundabout should be Salvador, there is a parking lot behind the shops. Your Hare will be waiting

From the South.  Head north on Namir turn left on Haim Levanon, left onto Brodetsky. The second left is Salvador, there is a parking lot behind the shops.  Your Hare will be waiting.

Map Attached
Lost call Wet Pussy 0549072835


--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

Thirsty Knight August 13 8PM (20:00)

Start: Corner Brodetsky and Salvador, Ramat Aviv.

From the North.  Head south on Derech Namir turn Left on Einstien and then turn right after the shopping center onto Brodetsky.  The second right after the roundabout should be Salvador, there is a parking lot behind the shops. Your Hare will be waiting

From the South.  Head north on Namir turn left on Haim Levanon, left onto Brodetsky. The second left is Salvador, there is a parking lot behind the shops.  Your Hare will be waiting.

Map Attached

Lost call Wet Pussy 0549072835

-- 

Your Humble Scribe,

Lady Twin Peaks

Post Marathon Run

"Frustration is the first step towards improvement. I have no incentive to improve if I'm content with what I can do and if I'm completely satisfied with my pace, distance and form as a runner. It's only when I face frustration and use it to fuel my dedication that I feel myself moving forwards."
  John Bingham quotes

Sorry for the delay in getting the directions out for this Thursday nights Hash but my legs are tired from running the Tel Aviv Marathon.  Congratulations to all those Hashers who participated in the Tel Aviv Marathon and 10k Race last Friday.  Now, down to the real business of the day.
 
DATE:  Thursday, April 30th, 2009
TIME:  8 PM
COST:  Still a bargain at 20 shekels
PLACE:  Reading, the old Tel Aviv Port
 
Directions for Thursday nights hash
When: Thursday 30th April at 8pm
Where: Tel Aviv
Di-Erections: Hash will start near the footbridge at the  "Reading"
parking lot adjacent to the old Tel Aviv port located on HaTa'arucha /
Sderot Rokach (Rokach Boulevard).
Lost? Call your hare, Dike Dot Cum, on 054 558 1720
 
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

TKHHH

Thirsty Knights Hash House Harriers

Post Pesach Run on Thursday April 16th, 2009

(or if you prefer "60 Run" - the city lights are supposed to be turned off for sixty minutes in order to save the planet)

 

This is for all of our Hashers that will be running the Tel Aviv Marathon on April 24th and those Hashers who are running the 10K.

"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up.  It knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up.  It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve.  It doesn't matter whether you're a lion or gazelle - when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."
          - Inspirational sign on a runner's office wall

Place:  Tel Aviv

Cost: 20 shekels and parking

Time:  8PM

Hares:  Twin Peaks (0528743662) and Deliverance (0543005092

 

Please remember to wear your Safety Vests.

Starting point:
Parking lot on the corner of Ha-Rakevet St. and Menachem Begin streets.

It is across the street from this nice building (the photo was taken from the parking lot)

http://www.emporis.com/en/il/im/?id=286561

 

Directions:
Take Derech Namir (formerly called Derech Haifa) SOUTH
Namir turns into Menachem Begin (this is weirder than you think, if you knew the politicians involved)
Follow M. Begin to intersection with HaRakevet St.
RIGHT onto HaRakevet St. and RIGHT into the parking lot.
OR
Take the Ayalon Hwy SOUTH to the LaGuardia exit
Bear LEFT and head towards the Allenby area on HaRakevet (it may start out as Rosh Pina, but turns into HaRakevet)
Follow HaRakevet and cross the intersection with Derech Menachem Begin (formerly Derech Petach Tikva).
The entrance to the parking lot is on your RIGHT.
 

Parking costs NIS 15-20.

The directions maybe a little old as I pulled them up from the blog achive.

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

Re: Thursday, April 2nd

Corporal Punishment's phone number is 052-5421244

----- Original Message -----

From: humble scribe

To: tkhhh.remotepost1@blogger.com

Cc: neersaad@gmail.com ; sales@unipro.co.il ; tkhhh.remotepost@blogger.com ; Border Bitch - Christine ; Boston Creamed - Rachel Neiman ; Brittany Lynk ; Captain Caveman - Chaim Doan ; cfcdh3 - Bret Retherford ; Clark Shannon ; Corporal Punishment - Itai Daon ; Croc-sucker - Karen Douglas ; Daniella ; David & Linda Motley ; Deliverance - Margaret BenShoshan ; Diablo - Andy Plitt ; Dike.cum - Michelle Strickland ; Dragosh Zainescu ; Fart Smella - Amit ; Fatty Tatty - Jay Christopherson ; Goldmember - Judith Golding ; Guy ; Huge Packer ; humble scribe ; Lay-a-bitch ; Morgan ; Quickie - Juergen Schnell ; Rack and Lube - Betty Nigoff ; Semen - Hildy Karev ; Stephanie Le ; Stephen Coles - Russian Bride ; Twin Peaks - Maureen Karassik ; Wet Pussy - Matthew Stoessiger

Sent: Wednesday, April 01, 2009 2:07 PM

Subject: Thursday, April 2nd

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Muhammed Ali
 

Hello all you hashers,
this week's holy run will take place in Hod Ha'Sharon.
I've added a map but in case you don't know how to read a map or you are plain dim so here is an explanation.
coming from the south on route 4 you take a right in Ra'anana junc. after the 3rd traffic light (should be a police station on the left side) look for a blue and orange sign (says "victory"- in Hebrew of course) 10-20 meters after the sign, before the traffic light, there is a side road to the right take it and will be there.

 

ON ON

Corporal Punishment

As usual, Thursday, April 2nd at 8PM.  Cost still only 20 shekels.
--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

 

PS  Anyone interested in going to Haifa to see the Body Worlds Exhibit http://www.bodyworlds.co.il/ -- just let me know.  I have seen it three times already and want to go again.

Thursday, April 2nd

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Muhammed Ali
 

Hello all you hashers,
this week's holy run will take place in Hod Ha'Sharon.
I've added a map but in case you don't know how to read a map or you are plain dim so here is an explanation.
coming from the south on route 4 you take a right in Ra'anana junc. after the 3rd traffic light (should be a police station on the left side) look for a blue and orange sign (says "victory"- in Hebrew of course) 10-20 meters after the sign, before the traffic light, there is a side road to the right take it and will be there.

 

ON ON

Corporal Punishment

As usual, Thursday, April 2nd at 8PM.  Cost still only 20 shekels.
--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

 

PS  Anyone interested in going to Haifa to see the Body Worlds Exhibit http://www.bodyworlds.co.il/ -- just let me know.  I have seen it three times already and want to go again.

Thirsty Knights Hash

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
- Lewis Carroll

Please join us for Run 155 of the Thirsty Knights.  Starting point is in Yehud at the Savyonim Mall Parking - map attached.  I, your Humble Scribe will not be able to join you for the exciting trail that Penis Pan has set for our group in order to celebrate the 13th birthdays of R2D2 and C3PO.  Have a beer or two for C3PO, R2D2 and myself.

 

Time:  8PM

Cost: Still just 20 shekels (not dollars)

Hare:  Penis Pan  0542426107

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

The Thirsty Knights Hash will be in Herzliya Pituach at 8:00.
Directions from Tel Aviv:
 
Take Highway 2 to the Sira Exit (Industrial section) make a left at the intersection. and enter Herzliya P.  Continue straight on Abba Eban.  Make your first possible right onto Maskit Street.  You will see a large parking lot on your left.  Make a left onto Yohanan HaSandler Street.  You may park in the lot for an advertised 12 shekels or use the street meter parking on the outskirts of the lot.  The hare will be waiting for you at one of the corners of the lot. 
 
Lost? Call Deliverance 054-300-5092

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

tkhhh

Thursday January 29th
20:00 (8 PM)
Ra'aanana
Directions from Herzeliya/Tel-Aviv take route 2 North till Kfar Shmariyahoo and turn RIGHT.
Go to the end and turn LEFT (Yerushalayim St).
At second light turn RIGHT into the supermarket parkinglot on the upper platform.
 
Directions from Route 4. Go to Ra'anana North traffic light (where all the road construction is going on) and turn into Ra'anana (west). Go to Yerushalayim St. (don't know how many lights) and turn LEFT.
Turn LEFT when you get to the supermarket parking lot.
 
Lost?
Sir Captain Caveman 052-2445644

TKHHH - Jan 29

Thursday January 29th
20:00 (8 PM)
Ra'aanana
Directions from Herzeliya/Tel-Aviv take route 2 North till Kfar Shmariyahoo and turn RIGHT.
Go to the end and turn LEFT (Yerushalayim St).
At second light turn RIGHT into the supermarket parkinglot on the upper platform.
 
Directions from Route 4. Go to Ra'anana North traffic light (where all the road construction is going on) and turn into Ra'anana (west). Go to Yerushalayim St. (don't know how many lights) and turn LEFT.
Turn LEFT when you get to the supermarket parking lot.
 
Lost?
Sir Captain Caveman 052-2445644

 

 

Directions for Thursday nights hash

Directions for this Thursday nights hash is as follows:

Directions: Tel Aviv, car park on Rivka Ziv. Get onto Ibn Gabirol,
then refer to the attached map for further directions. We believe that
the carpark is free, we checked it on Tuesday night and it was
unmanned and open.
Lost? Call Wet Pussy - 0549072835