Thursday, July 16, 2015

Down-downs for Run #1110 - Directions to Run #1111

IMPORTANT!!! PLEASE NOTE CHANGE IN START TIME!!!
DUE TO THE HEAT, RUNS WILL START AT 17:00 THROUGH AUGUST

Okay, Wankers -- Received no reports about Run #1110 although there are some disturbing shots on Facebook of Hashers abusing playground equipment. We may assume there was an FRB, a DFL, and someone probably either peed on trail or accidentally wore a hat in the circle. Shame on you.

And now, without further ado... you asked for it, you got it.
RUN #1111 -- THE RED DRESS RUN!!!
It's here! It's here! It's finally here!!!!!!

Our Hare writes: RUN # 1111 is finally happening!!! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we shall don our red dresses and run through the streets of Tel Aviv, whilst drinking our favorite beverage!!! Starting point A will be at Rothschild 6 (i.e. the large plaza at the end of the blvd). We will meet at the far corner of the plaza, and to not offend the general public with our acts of indecency (or at least minimize the damage). The birthday boy DDL, after having recovered from his bi-annual drinking, will be setting with me. It shall be one of my shitty-est trails yet, with lots of spots for people to wank out if need be. On after will be at The Dancing Camel Florentine … That's right! Magic promises great beer and great times will be had by all!!

Directions
Date: July 18, 2015
Time: 17:00 (5:00 pm)
Place:  Rothschild 6, Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/5t2hb

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

Updated Hare Roster*
Hash# - Date - Hare
#1112 - 7/25/2015 - Crock Sucker

*SOS - where are you...?


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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
www.israelhhh.com

Wednesday, May 06, 2015

Avast, Thirsty Knights! We be pirates now!

Ahoy, ahoy!
Master Roadkill has called for all able-bodied sea-persons* to join in a Thirsty Knights Hash.
It will be pirate themed so get ready to make merry!

Hare: Roadkill
Time: 20:00 (8:00 pm)
Date: May 7, 2015
Place: Corner of Rothschild and Herzl Streets, Tel Aviv
Map:https://goo.gl/maps/FRMbK




*Please, don't get me started on this one.

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On-on!
Hash Scribe