Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Re: Let Us Hash!

Dearest Thirsty Knights,
I appologize for reading the directions but if you go east on Kibbutz Galiyot from the Ayalon, you're going away from Jaffa.
Sir illiterate Captain Caveman

Let Us Hash!

"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do."
 
Dylan Thomas
 
Oh, the weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful, and since we have no place to go . . . Let us Hash! Let us Hash! Let us Hash!  Please join us this Thursday night, December 18th, at 8 PM for yet another exciting Hash in the Tel Aviv/Jaffo area, only this time the trail is set by CrockSucker.  Cost is still only 20 shekels.
 
Directions:  South Tel Aviv, park car park on Elifelet Street.  If coming from the north along Ayalon, take the Kibbutz Galiyot exit to the left heading East along Kibbutz Galiyot. Turn left onto Elifelet (about 2 kms down the road). Cross one set of traffic lights (over Salamay) and turn into the huge (free) car park on the left. 
If coming from central Tel Aviv, come south along Kaufman, turn right at the traffic lights on to Goldman towards the Jaffa clock tower, turn left at the round about onto Salamay, cross over Jerusalem Boulevard, turn left at the third set of traffic lights on to Elifelet. The car park is just a couple more hundred meters on the left.  Lost call 0547471914
 
Your humble scribe
 
Twin Peaks
 

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

THIRSTY KNIGHTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

THIRSTY KNIGHTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Run 149
 

"Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency." 

Henny Youngman

DATE:  Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008

TIME: 8 PM
PLACE: Tel Aviv - parking lot next to the David Intercontinental near Jaffo
COST:  20 shekles
HARE:  Boston Creamed (0542152653)
 
Please join us this Thursday for an exciting run in Tel Aviv.  It is time once again to bid farewell to Russian Bride, yet, again.  Unfortunately for us, I think it is for good this time.  Do I really need to give directions????
 
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks