Re: Let Us Hash!

Dearest Thirsty Knights,
I appologize for reading the directions but if you go east on Kibbutz Galiyot from the Ayalon, you're going away from Jaffa.
Sir illiterate Captain Caveman

Let Us Hash!

"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do."

 

Dylan Thomas

 

Oh, the weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful, and since we have no place to go . . . Let us Hash! Let us Hash! Let us Hash!  Please join us this Thursday night, December 18th, at 8 PM for yet another exciting Hash in the Tel Aviv/Jaffo area, only this time the trail is set by CrockSucker.  Cost is still only 20 shekels.

 

Directions:  South Tel Aviv, park car park on Elifelet Street.  If coming from the north along Ayalon, take the Kibbutz Galiyot exit to the left heading East along Kibbutz Galiyot. Turn left onto Elifelet (about 2 kms down the road). Cross one set of traffic lights (over Salamay) and turn into the huge (free) car park on the left. 
If coming from central Tel Aviv, come south along Kaufman, turn right at the traffic lights on to Goldman towards the Jaffa clock tower, turn left at the round about onto Salamay, cross over Jerusalem Boulevard, turn left at the third set of traffic lights on to Elifelet. The car park is just a couple more hundred meters on the left.  Lost call 0547471914

 

Your humble scribe

 

Twin Peaks

 

THIRSTY KNIGHTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

THIRSTY KNIGHTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

Run 149

 

"Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency."

Henny Youngman DATE:  Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008

TIME: 8 PM

PLACE: Tel Aviv - parking lot next to the David Intercontinental near Jaffo

COST:  20 shekles

HARE:  Boston Creamed (0542152653)

 

Please join us this Thursday for an exciting run in Tel Aviv.  It is time once again to bid farewell to Russian Bride, yet, again.  Unfortunately for us, I think it is for good this time.  Do I really need to give directions????

 

Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

Thirsty Knights Hash Trash

THIRSTY KNIGHTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

 
 

"We make a living by what we get,

 but we make a life by what we give." 

 Winston Churchill

DATE:  Thursday, Nov.20, 2008

PLACE:  Creamatorium.

TIME: 8 PM

COST: 20 shekels

 

 If you were unable to run the Desert Challenge last Friday night early Saturday morning, you wouldn't want to miss this run.  So, please join us for the Tel Aviv Challenge.

 

Directions: Located at the parking lot at the end of Dizengoff St and a little to the right.  Take Dizengoff to the end and turn right, go over the bridge and turn Left into the car park.

From Ayalon get off at Rokah, head towards the sea, over the bridge and pass two sets of lights and at the third set turn right into the parking lot. I think the parking is now free.

The round building will be your guide that you're at the right place.

 

If still lost-0522445644

Sir Captain Caveman

 

 Don't forget Quiz Night this Friday night, Nov. 22nd hosted by Deliverance. For more information call her 0543005092. 
--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

Directions

"The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be filled, public
debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered
and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed
lest Rome become bankrupt.  People must again learn to work, instead of
living on public assistance."

-- Cicero , 55 B.C.

Directions for Run #147

The meeting place is Hooters at Alexandra Cennter in Netanya.  Take route 2 (coastal road) to Ikea exit.  Make a right at the exit and a left at the light onto Giborei Israel.  Ikea on your right.  Continue staight until you see the big sign for Alexandra Center park in the lot and don't forget your bathing suit top or bra!  Deliverance  054-300-5092
--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

Changes are a coming . . . .

THIRSTY KNIGHTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

 

 

WHEN:  Thursday, Nov. 6, 2008

WHERE:  Some where in Netanya (still waiting on directions from our Hare Deliverance)

TIME:  8:00 PM

COST: 20 shekels

Now, that the elections are over in the United States, we can celebrate/mourn the outcome depending on your views.  We will be running close to Hooters and all Hashers are required to wear a bra on the outside of your Hash shirt.  I am still waiting for the directions as to the meeting point and will forward them as soon as I receive them.

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

Hash Trash - No more excuses - October 23, 2008

THIRSTY KNIGHTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

DATE: Thursday, October 23, 2008
TIME: 8 PM
COST: 20 shekels
PLACE: Kfar Saba
HARE: Lady Goldmember (it's not a joke, this is real)

Yes, it is hard to believe but Lady Goldmember is setting the trail
this week. I am sure it will be an exciting event as it has been
almost TWO YEARS since Lady Goldmember has set a Hash on Thursday
night. We should be prepared for anything because I think the sky may
fall tomorrow night or hell may freeze over or pigs might fly or maybe
the Philadelphia Phillies will win the World Series*.

Directions: From Tel Aviv, Herzilyia, Ramat Gan, etc --- Route 5 East
to the Yarkon Interchange - Hod HaSharon Exit . When exiting stay in
left lanes as you will turn left at the light on to Route 40. Go
under the overpass and make your next right on to Route 55 (I think).
Take this road all the way to then end - T-Junction - Mega store will
be on your right. At the T-Junction make a right and at the your
first light make a left and then your next left. Go straight to the
end and the parking lot is opposite of restaurant/hall - PITAYA. Lady
Goldmember will be waiting. Lost 0522671796
Your Humble Scribe
Lady Twin Peaks

*Philadelphia Phillies Jersery are allowed to be worn instead of a
Hash shirt - no other teams - no exceptions.

Let It Be - September 25 2008

THIRSTY KNIGHTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

Date: Thursday, Sept. 25th, 2008

Time: 8:00 PM

Where: Herzilya Pituach

Cost: 20 shekels

Since Sir Paul McCartney will be singing in the Park, we will be running, drinking and eating somewhere in Herzilya Pituach. Hopefully, avoiding traffic in and around the Park, where I would have set it. The meeting point is in the parking lot/square located between Maskit Street and Gaglai Haplada Street.
--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Sir Captain Caveman

Thursday Night Hash - September 11, 2008

When: September 11, 8:00 PM
Where: Diablo's Villa (22 Ha Marganit Street, Herzliya Pituach)

Directions for THIRSTY KNIGHTS: From Tel Aviv, take the Namir Road (Rt
2) to 2nd Herzliya Pituah exit (Kfar Shemaryahu)
and head left towards the beach on Keren Hayesood St. Take your first
right turn at Marganit Street. Park where you can
on street and find No. 22. If lost, call 050 561 2123. I may even answer.

DIABLO

________________________________
Date: Wed, 3 Sep 2008 15:20:55 +0300

This weeks Hash has been re-scheduled for next Thursday, Sept. 11th
(under protest from Deliverance and myself). Sir Diablo is our Hare
(yes, it has had happened once again that Lady Goldmember has managed
to avoid setting yet another Hash). Directions will follow next week
but as of today, the starting point will be at Diablo's house in
Herzilya Pituach followed by an ON ON. So bring some food for
yourselves and others as well.

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

Thirsty Knights Hash House Harriers - August 21st

THIRSTY KNIGHTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

Hopefully the next Hash Trash will be a little more creative than this
but this is all I can manage until the jet lag disappears.

Run, Drink & Be Merry

Where: Tel Aviv (map attached)
When: Thursday, August 21st
Time: 8:00 PM (if we're lucky)
Cost: 20 Shekels
Hare: Russian Bride (If lost, call 0523057968)

I added a picture of Jake & Dylan, just in case you forgot what they
looked like.

Your (not so) Humble Scribe,
Lady Twin Peaks

Fwd: Thursday night directions

Thursday Night - Thirsty Knights

June 26

20:00

20 shekels for the run

30 Shekels for a special glow-in-the dark vest

Beer is free

The hares: Crocsucker and Amit

Directions for the start - Get off Ayalon at Ha Lacha interchange and turn east, take the first traffic light to the right and then take the first stop right to the left. That's Ahaliav street where we'll meet. There are two good hummus joints near that that we can choose from.

 

Amit's number 0544888165

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Sir Captain Caveman

June 12, 2008

Thirsty Knight's Run

June 12, 2008

20:00 (8 PM)

20 Shekels for the run

30 Shekels for a glow-in-the-dark vest

100 Shekels for diner

For everything else there's masterbates

 

Hare Semen says "we meet at the parkinglot of Azorey Hen across from the "Well Done" restaurant.

Directions from Ayalon. Exit at KKL. Head towards beach. Cross Namir road. Go to next lights and turn RIGHT. Go to the aforsaid parking lot.

Lost?

Call Semen 0 5 4 4 4 0 6 3 1 3

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Sir Captain Caveman

Thursday Night Run

Thursday Night May 29

20:00

Kfar Sava

Route 4 to Raanana North

Turn EAST (away from herzeliya)

4 kilometers.

Lights with Yellow gas station on the left.

NEXT lights turn RIGHT

100 meters at the circle turn LEFT.

Immediate left into the parking lot

Look for Hares.

Bring 20 Shekels

Lost? 052-2445644

Guy? Lay-a-bitch wont be there but you're still invited.

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Sir Captain Caveman

Thirst Knight this Thursday Night

Thirsty Knight's Passover Run

Multi wine stops

Thusday Night April 24

20:00 (8 PM)

Yafo/Jaffa

Run is 20 Shekels- passover beer is free

Directions: Tel Aviv beach road south towards Yafo. Pass the clock tower and the bakery. Look for number 32 on your Left and turn RIGHT onto Pnimim St and look for an Austalian Hare named Sir Russian Bride. If you are lost call him at 052-5356819.
--
Your Humble Scribe,
Sir Captain Caveman

BLACK OUT TO SAVE THE PLANET

BLACK OUT in Tel-Aviv.

Be one of the Thirsty Knights that will SAVE THE PLANET!

We're all just doing our part for the good of mankind.

The best reason in the world to have a live hare run.

This Thursday Night we meet at the Opera Tower pay parking lot just south of the American embassy on Yarkon St.

Get there early (19:30-19:45) as there might be a lot of traffic.

As always the run costs 20 sheks - the beer is free.

Bring your day glow clothes and vests and bring a flashlight to look for the trail.

Bring money for diner after the run and bring a friend.

Questions?

Go to the blogsite at http://www.thirstyknights.blogspot.com/

or call 052-2445644
--
Your Humble Scribe,
Sir Captain Caveman

RE: Thursday Night

BBQ tonight, so bring meat if you want to eat.

Also, be warned that this is a Beer Stop run. So come thirsty and don't drink beforehand.

DIABLO

Andrew W. Plitt

---

The Thirsty Knights Hash House Harriers will run, drink , rape, pillage, kill and debauch this Thursday Night, tomorrow, starting at 20:00 in Herzeliya Pituach.

Still 20 shekels for the run, the beer is free.

Take the Kfar Shemariyahoo Junction from route 2 WEST (towards the med).

First Right into Marganit St.

Turn LEFT to house # 22.

Lost? Call Sir Diablo at 050-5612123

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Sir Captain Caveman

Thursday Night

The Thirsty Knights Hash House Harriers will run, drink , rape, pillage, kill and debauch this Thursday Night, tomorrow, starting at 20:00 in Herzeliya Pituach.

Still 20 shekels for the run, the beer is free.

Take the Kfar Shemariyahoo Junction from route 2 WEST (towards the med).

First Right into Marganit St.

Turn LEFT to house # 22.

Lost? Call Sir Diablo at 050-5612123

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Sir Captain Caveman

TKHHH

THIRSTY KNIGHTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS WILL RUN THIS THURSDAY, FEBRUARY
21, 2008 AT 8 PM.

Directions for next run (don't remember the number but it's Twin Peaks' 99th!

GIVATAYIM/RAMAT CHEN/RAMAT GAN (It's difficult to tell where one town
ends and the next town begins. The starting point is in the area of
the Park Leumi or the Safari Park

Ayalon South to the HaShalom Exit at the light (Azrielle Center on
right and the train station on left) TURN LEFT on to HaShalom Street.
Straight through 11 traffic lights. Turn RIGHT at the TWELFTH traffic
light on to RAZIEL STREET and TURN RIGHT AGAIN on to ALUF DAVID
STREET. Parking lot up 400 meters on right.

From Route 4. Exit at the Bar Elan/Aluf Sadeh Interchange. Follow
signs to Aluf Sadeh (LEFT LANE). Merge on to road and get into right
hand lanes and follow signs to Tel Aviv/Ramat Gan. Straight through
TWO traffic lights. At THIRD traffic light make a LEFT TURN on to
RAZIEL STREET and TURN RIGHT AGAIN on to ALUF DAVID STREET. Parking
lot up 400 meters on right.

Any problems, look at a map or call Twin Peaks at 052843662

On-on!

Thirsty Knights HHH next run

Here is the Thirsty Knights run starting point for January 31st.
Time: 8:00
Place: Dizengoff Circle, Tel Aviv
Park at Dizengoff Center underground parking lot (NIS 14)
Price: NIS 20 (14 sheks refundable with proof of parking)

IMPORTANT !!!
Pool tables have been reserved for 9:30 at the Bar Giyora pub for a
special "between the birthdays" On-On on-after. It's located at 4 Bar
Giyora St. (corner of Bar Giyora St. and Dizengoff St., alongside
Dizengoff Center) http://www.bargiyora.co.il/

Hashers are encouraged to invite ordinary civilians to join us at Bar
Giyora. There's a NIS 40 per person minimum - what with the price of
beer these days, that shouldn't be a problem.

Directions:
Take Ayalon Hwy to HaShalom/Kaplan exit
Head WEST on Kaplan towards Tel Aviv.
After crossing Ibn Gabirol, Kaplan becomes Dizengoff
Head towards Dizengoff Center (intersection of Dizengoff and King George)
Cross King George and enter Dizengoff Center underground parking lot
Parking costs NIS 14

Walk 2 blocks NORTH to Dizengoff Circle
On-on!
Boston Creamed


--
Your Humble Scribe,
Sir Captain Caveman

TKHHH

This dry but cold Thursday Night there will be a Thirst Knight's Hash Run.

We meet at the pay parking lot next to the funeral parlor crematorium on the north end of Yarkon st. Tel Aviv

8PM (20:00) 20 Shekels

Bring money for diner, bring warm clothes for the cold, bring ice for the beer.

Send this to the newbies that showed up on Saturday and remember, no walkers, no kids, no softies.

Lost 052-2445644
-- Your Humble Scribe,Sir Captain Caveman

TKHHH

THIRSTY KNIGHTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS WILL RUN THIS THURSDAY, JANUARY 3, 2008 AT 8 PM.

Directions for Run 129

 

GIVATAYIM/RAMAT CHEN/RAMAT GAN (It's difficult to tell where one town ends and the next town begins.  The starting point is in the area of the Park Leumi or the Safari Park

 

Ayalon South to the HaShalom Exit at the light (Azrielle Center on right and the train station on left) TURN LEFT on to HaShalom Street.  Straight through 11 traffic lights.  Turn RIGHT at the TWELFTH traffic light on to RAZIEL STREET and TURN RIGHT AGAIN on to ALUF DAVID STREET. Parking lot up 400 meters on right.

 

From Route 4. Exit at the Bar Elan/Aluf Sadeh Interchange.  Follow signs to Aluf Sadeh  (LEFT LANE).  Merge on to road and get into right hand lanes and follow signs to Tel Aviv/Ramat Gan.  Straight through TWO traffic lights.  At THIRD traffic light make a LEFT TURN on to RAZIEL STREET and TURN RIGHT AGAIN on to ALUF DAVID STREET.  Parking lot up 400 meters on right.

 

 

Any problems, look at a map or call me 052843662

--
Your Humble Scribe,
Sir Captain Caveman

Thirsty Knight Hash - Run 129

THIRSTY KNIGHTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS WILL RUN THIS THURSDAY, JANUARY 2,
2008 AT 8 PM.

Directions for Run 129

GIVATAYIM/RAMAT CHEN/RAMAT GAN (It's difficult to tell where one town
ends and the next town begins. The starting point is in the area of
the Park Leumi or the Safari Park

Ayalon South to the HaShalom Exit at the light (Azrielle Center on
right and the train station on left) TURN LEFT on to HaShalom Street.
Straight through 11 traffic lights. Turn RIGHT at the TWELFTH traffic
light on to RAZIEL STREET and TURN RIGHT AGAIN on to ALUF DAVID
STREET. Parking lot up 400 meters on right.

From Route 4. Exit at the Bar Elan/Aluf Sadeh Interchange. Follow
signs to Aluf Sadeh (LEFT LANE). Merge on to road and get into right
hand lanes and follow signs to Tel Aviv/Ramat Gan. Straight through
TWO traffic lights. At THIRD traffic light make a LEFT TURN on to
RAZIEL STREET and TURN RIGHT AGAIN on to ALUF DAVID STREET. Parking
lot up 400 meters on right.

Any problems, look at a map or call Twin Peaks - 052843662

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